the jojo revolution

"its what you do, not wht you say!"

"you say the words, but boy, it dont feel right."

"because to you its jsut a game."

"time has made me strong."

"its just too little too late,
a little too wrong,
and i cant wait,
but you know all the right things to say."

"you dream of my face..."

"it doesnt matter anyway."

"i was young and in love."

"communicate."

"you got a problem."

"dont come asking me for help."

"you know its too little, too late."

"be real."

"i can love with all my heart, baby."

*thunder*

"for a player like you, i dont have a prayer."

*hugs teddy bear*

"mhhmmm no no noooo."

"i cant wait."

*sings like a harmonica*

"you sya you dream of my face."


WOW! I have so many problems with this song. JoJo, you suck!!! First thing I would like to start with.... "I was young and in love..." ehm, JoJo, if you havent noticed, your like 10 years old. You cant even spell love. Pfft. Secondly, that bear your hugging is as big as you are. Thirdly, we all know the thunder was stretegecly placed in the song after it was recorded, which is also rather unfortunate. Fourthly, I just love when you sing so hgih and loudly that Im not sure if its even a human noise. Fifthly, your rhyming skills are so intense. Player... prayer!! Woah, baby. Sixthly, I totally agree. Anyone who wants to communicate has huge issues! How do you know if he dreams of your face? You cant tell someone what they are or arent dreaming unless your in their head! Are you a creeper, JoJo? Well, are you? Hmm... I think you have a problem. A problem with song writing, a problem with song ryhming, a problem with wearing weird sunglasses, and using corny lines. I charge you with lame.

Lets move on.

I read the Consumers Guide to Buying Electronics, and I am strongly considering rewriting it, because I find it a pile of junk. Who reads before they buy? Dont they know we buy things sporadically because it l0ooks cool at the moment? I should rewrite it. "Dont buy anything!!! Give all your money to the poor!!!!!" There. Done.

Aside from all this, my dogs are barking. All six of them... well.... normally I dont hord dogs, but this situation is a little different. My dog had a few... other dogs... I cant help but sing forth praises every time they pee on my floor. Its exhilarating. Really.... Im going to go drink a mocha frappuccino now. Im stressing myself out with everyone elses problems. Darn it, JOJO1!!! 1!

Later Dayzzz